porndirector:

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

(via thepreludeofkyle)

am i in love or am i horny

(Source: gllob, via s-ubstantial)

staff:

HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO

(Source: smilingemoticon, via crayhefner)

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

(via s-ubstantial)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(via zackisontumblr)