earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

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thecalmwasdeceptive:

survivor-trek:

geekboots:

to meekly go where other people have already been

shy trek

into darkness (but with a night light)

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14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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-circa:

I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.

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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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